meat loaf

(Adj) Used to describe an object or event that is particularly impressive or astounding.

Burt: Dude, did you check out my wiked ass scars?

Carl: Yeah man they were pretty meat loaf.

by Bennihanna November 11, 2006

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

leave loaf

To take a shit.

I'm headed off to the head to leave loaf.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021