Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 14, 2015

bed mumbler

A person who speaks in a low and poorly articulated voice when sleepy or recently awoken, so that you have to constantly ask them to repeat themselves. Especially refers to people whom you're lying in bed with.

you: So we should do this again sometime babe.
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: What?
bed mumbler: (incomprehensible rubbish)
you: Wait, say that again.

by imwithbeardy February 28, 2009

Bed Napkin

The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.

Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.

by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016