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Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"
Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."
by LunarSouls4952 November 3, 2023
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Hug An Agent Day

On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess
P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
by Bambianca March 10, 2023
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agent 7

(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?
"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"
by koiyune June 7, 2024
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Agent 7

a nonexistent splatoon chracter that I use as my name bc im a splatoon nerd IM AGENT 7 NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCK THOSE CLONES
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels
My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.
by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Rogue agent

Rogue agent is the drippiest mf alive
Yo rogue agent yo Jordan’s are fake
by Cccgggggtyyuujhggy February 25, 2022
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