Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.

Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!

by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.

Blow blow Seminole wind

by elkenstein June 27, 2019

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.

Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!

by anonymous October 16, 2021

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.

Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.

by Escote January 18, 2015