Hanging hog

When you’re clothed but your flaccid penis is out.

I looked over the fence to talk to the neighbor and he was hanging hog, so I went back inside

by Hoghanger357 June 24, 2022

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

hog yanking

The act of vigorously pulling on ones own penis. Usually performed in this way when very angry or frustrated.

Joes in the bathroom hog yanking again. The poor guy tries and tries but just can't get laid!

by Ratdogzz March 25, 2017

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.

Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)

by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012

forum hog

One who posts constantly on a online bulletin board system, often to gain the respect of a moderator or administrator, though also perhaps just for personal gain (post count) or to gain respect from the community at large.

"He's a right forum hog he is!"

by Splatzone November 6, 2007

Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.

Do not get hog stains on my wall.

by maccymac November 5, 2019