by allofthefacts March 8, 2021

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty
Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?
Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?
Answer " Allot like Your cousin"
by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.
Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)
Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!
by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

When the sex is so good, they're left completely incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, or even think straight; completely in their own world for a sec there.
M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!
by GrkGdss June 4, 2023

Helene is the best person of the universe.
by Ilovepizza<3 November 22, 2021

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
