Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
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