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Taylor

Guy 1: I fucked some girl in the ass on the weekend
Guy 2: Was her name Taylor?
Guy 1: Why yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: She loves her buttsecks
by The BER December 7, 2010
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Taylor

someone with fluffy hair.
a fluffy head.
"omg, that girls hair is so fluffy ! she is such a taylor"
by hbninja March 26, 2010
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Taylor

noun: a really embarassing fail
verb: to fail epicly
Noun: Damn what a taylor, I can't belive how embarassing that was.

Verb: Dude becareful not to Taylor when we have our game.
by DomoGumby567 December 14, 2010
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Taylor

1. (verb) To ditch one's friends completely for a member of the opposite sex; especially a boyfriend/girlfriend, or soon to be boyfriend/girlfriend.

2. (noun) One who has ditched his/her friends completely for a boyfriend/girlfriend.
1. We have not seen her since she got a new boyfriend two months ago and she effectively taylored herself.

2. He is a taylor because he feels the need to hang our with his ugly girlfriend all weekend.
by eskimogirlie September 19, 2010
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Taylor

taylor is like so kickass like srsly i fucking love her. she just told me to "calm my tits" lol. hahaha i love her. one day were gunna paint trees purple together. it will be amazing. shes so awesomely awesome and kickass like holy fuckin shit. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. hehe. taco
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period.
i love her =
(and no, not the vagina periods, like "." , that kinda period)
"Taylor is so kickass"
"calm your tits"
taco.
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Taylor

Girl 1: Oh emm gee, there's Taylor
Girl 2: Ewwwww
by Rahhahaha July 24, 2011
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Taylor

A short turd that looks like a boy with a butt for a chin and it makes you sick everytime you look into her eyes! She intends to crap on you if you make her real mad! She also looks like a Irish Gay Man! When she uses the restroom she has to bend OVER the toilet to crap cause it squirts out her chin! I feel sorry for her sometimes cause she looks too ugly, and the poor thing is disfuctional and her butthole is on her face....Taylor How Embarressing! When she goes to the restroom, and she bends over, people go get the nurse cause she intends to vomit while smelling the own smell of her own waste! Well thats TAYLOR!
Taylor is a irish gay man who looks like a turd!
by Blood Villian January 13, 2008
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