My daddy was LITERALLY being tortured! By shallowing a bunch of antidepressants.... Instead of being the most reliable person at his wife’s funeral... Which is a thing he says you’re supposed to do....
Hym “Is crying the signal!? Are we supposed to go save her now!? Iam! Grab your coat! We’re off to Florida! She could be being LITERALLY TORTURED!”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
Get the Torturedmug. by googoogoogoogagagagaga December 7, 2022
Get the Cockie Ball torturemug. When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
Get the Radiological torture merged interrogationsmug. by Nym_ August 26, 2022
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. Tyrone: yo i love when my girl puts my cock and balls into pain, whats that called again?
Erik: cock and ball torture, also im ur dentist
Erik: cock and ball torture, also im ur dentist
by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
Get the cock and ball torturemug. by TheUncleThatTouchedYou December 3, 2020
Get the Cock and ball torturemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)mug.