flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008

Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down

Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?

by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010

spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.

1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.

by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

toiletrize

to use toiletries

yo im goin to the bathroom im gonna toiletrize

by classicrocklover March 7, 2011

toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.

Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.

by Mrwordman March 20, 2011