creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 05, 2020
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what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021
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