toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

Cotton Strudel

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock

"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"

by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009

Stroodles

A (possibly) singular Stroodles.
A Stroodles is not human and, despite being a nerd, calls everyone else a nerd.
The mortal enemy of all Helens.
A Pro at Wizard101

Look at Stroodles, he is playing Wizard101!
That nerd is so good at it!

by Strandles January 16, 2019

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009

Strudle Dick

Having penis that's shrivelled up more than that of an old man.

A-Let me cheat off you.
B-No.
A-Come on, don't be a strudle dick.

by DijonDong March 16, 2010

noodle struddle

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.

Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle

by Christinapk December 27, 2007