The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
Get the J's Stagemug. Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboyIicker73 September 19, 2025
Get the alien stage flicker gooningmug. by OuterInsight May 4, 2025
Get the Stage 4mug. by ten523 February 19, 2011
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by Dako123 April 18, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Schizophrenia Stage 5mug. a loud house episode, my absolute FAVORITTEEEE!!!!!
in this episode basically luan wants to get closer to her crush, benny. so she signs up for a stage adaptation of romeo and juliet and yeah. she eventually gets casted for the lead part alongside her crush.
aaaaaand here's the twissssstttttt.........
ITS ACT ONE EFFING SCENE FIVE (aka the kiss!11!!1!!1)
and yeah. luan is waaaaay too nervous to kiss benny on stage, since she's never been kissed b4. and each time she tries to kiss him, she chickens out and uses a whole lot of excuses to get out of it. benny is just effing disappointed he can't smooch her. a few days later, benny quits the play due to this. luan finds him sitting alone of a bench, and asks him why he quit the play. he thought that luan didn't like him at all. luan apologized for constantly freaking out about it, admitting she was too nervous to kiss him. benny was also nervous to kiss as well. they later whipped out their puppets (which are 69% possessed) (did i forget to mention they both do ventriloquism?) and they both admitted that they were in love with each other via venting through their puppets. then they just stop talking suddenly
aaaaaand.........
****cue romantic montage thingy***
THEY KISSSSEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
then the puppets magically come alive as luan and benny kiss
THE END
benny did ac do the play with luan off-camera, and DID AC KISS ON STAGE
also neither of them have been kissed b4
they were both 14, also they are still together.
in this episode basically luan wants to get closer to her crush, benny. so she signs up for a stage adaptation of romeo and juliet and yeah. she eventually gets casted for the lead part alongside her crush.
aaaaaand here's the twissssstttttt.........
ITS ACT ONE EFFING SCENE FIVE (aka the kiss!11!!1!!1)
and yeah. luan is waaaaay too nervous to kiss benny on stage, since she's never been kissed b4. and each time she tries to kiss him, she chickens out and uses a whole lot of excuses to get out of it. benny is just effing disappointed he can't smooch her. a few days later, benny quits the play due to this. luan finds him sitting alone of a bench, and asks him why he quit the play. he thought that luan didn't like him at all. luan apologized for constantly freaking out about it, admitting she was too nervous to kiss him. benny was also nervous to kiss as well. they later whipped out their puppets (which are 69% possessed) (did i forget to mention they both do ventriloquism?) and they both admitted that they were in love with each other via venting through their puppets. then they just stop talking suddenly
aaaaaand.........
****cue romantic montage thingy***
THEY KISSSSEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
then the puppets magically come alive as luan and benny kiss
THE END
benny did ac do the play with luan off-camera, and DID AC KISS ON STAGE
also neither of them have been kissed b4
they were both 14, also they are still together.
by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022
Get the stage plightmug. The point of becoming so drunk, you have the chance of throwing up on a wall or other such objects that would normally not be thrown up on.
"Keep an eye on Jim, he had another shot and just went to stage wilk."
"There is puke on the fridge, who went to stage wilk?"
"There is puke on the fridge, who went to stage wilk?"
by Rflo August 1, 2007
Get the Stage Wilkmug.