swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"

by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011

Cutebone shipping

Its Another shipname from haudion wich is a Pokemon Ship between Hau and gladion

Google cutebone shipping

by Definitly gay January 20, 2018

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

Danger to Shipping (DTS)

Obesity

The patient's notes say she's a Danger to Shipping (DTS)

by Terrytibbs November 7, 2013

The Kyler skipping method

When you skip a class by going into another classroom that has a substitute in it for the period

Grant: yo come into our classroom we have a substitute in it
Kyler: alright

The Kyler skipping method

by Thiccboy8042 March 1, 2020

Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.

"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

by Goding4 July 6, 2018

Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011