by MBM2020 June 3, 2022
A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.
The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress
"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"
"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"
"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
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Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
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Lana Sparks is the most talented musician singer songwriter in Seattle. She is madly inlove with her husband Cylis Deluna. Don’t fuck with her. She slays on stage and is fucking beautiful. She’s the Queen of this town.
Lana Sparks is a bad ass mother fucker
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