what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."
damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!
by little ray ray June 13, 2007
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I'm sorry you feel that way

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.
Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."
by SpeedyG123 February 21, 2010
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Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."
by Bob Rogue March 22, 2016
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An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
by doturiswithhearts January 24, 2017
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The annoying text that pops up when you type a word that doesnt exist.
This will show up when you type: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw', or some random gibberish.
Me: types in uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: uyiatyuqyetquisjkleuwqijeu2q7wuijqeuyw'
by whendeddedede April 13, 2022
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A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
by Steve820 December 28, 2014
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Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.
Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.
by godsdeciple March 04, 2019
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