Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

snappy goldberg

When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out

I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg

by bigdick54 April 16, 2015

Shappy

basically feeling , crappy

When I woke up I was feeling shappy today.

by Jess & Kakar June 5, 2015

Shappy

Describes a mood that is neither happy nor sad but in between. It can be used as both a noun or adjective

I am feeling SHAPPY today ..as a noun
I am in a shappy mood today -as an adjective

by Jentom July 25, 2015

Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.

Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!

by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016

snappy

SNL + Happy = Snappy

Let's do this, "Snappy" guys!

by abrahim hydrabad June 1, 2016