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skinny-fat

A person who, while they have very low weight on the scales, and may look reasonably (or even very) skinny with heavy clothes on, they still have a large amount of body fat compared to muscle, resulting in a flabby appearance. Hence, a skinny (low mass) person, who still looks fat (flabby and untoned).

Often, vegetarians who have no idea where to get non-meat protein-rich foods from, and don't know why it's important, so they end up having no muscle. Especially vegetarian girls which combine the above with eating like a rabbit to "lose weight".

This is your average teenage (or not so teenage) girl who has been misled by hollywood to think that any form of exercise that isn't jogging will make you look like Arnold Schwarzennegger. Usually involves this vicious cycle:
a) "OMG! I look fat!"
b) "I need to eat like a rabbit from now on to lose weight" (myth)
c) "I need to go running every morning to increase my tone" (myth)
d) "I should avoid any other form of exercise because I will bulk up and look ugly instead" (super-myth - in fact it's the opposite)
e) Result: Loss of weight, but more muscle than fat lost, resulting in more fat remaining relative to body muscle (i.e. looking even more flabby and lumpy than before)
f) OMG! I look fat! --> back to a). Also, welcome to the anorexia club.
"How can I look so fat! I weigh no more than my 10-year-old!"
"You're just skinny-fat. You need some more muscle, and then you'll look drop-dead gorgeous again. Stop jogging and starving yourself, and go do some more wholesome exercise instead."
by my-name-was-already-being-used December 19, 2011
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skinny jeans

a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they're kind of complicated in that way.
short person: I wish I could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than I already am!

tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!

short person: no, the don't work like that.

tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
by DancingDrea February 18, 2010
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Skinned

also known as 'system hack"

It is emptying out the contents of one's bookbag, flipping the bag inside out, and putting the stuff back in the bag. After that, put the skinned bag next to the owner without him seeing you

*Note: not all bookbags can be used, but most can
Example 1:
Jim: "Yo man what the fuck did you do to my bag?!"

Bob: "YOU JUST GOT SKINNED!"

Example 2:
Chris: "He's so stupid, he didnt realize i was skinning his bag"
by insanemuthafucka July 18, 2009
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light-skinned

A guy/girl from the Black community who are lighter than the usual "black"
That girl ain't sexy dark chocolate, she light-skinned.
by Kalayla July 2, 2006
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Skinny Nigga Doe

Someone Who Is Skinny, Fresh, & Got Swagg.
U Cant Say Skinny Nigga Doe If Ur Fat.

Started By Lil Za.
boy 1: "Skinny Nigga Doe!"
boy 2: "doe!"
boy 3: "doe!"
boy 4: "doe!"
by TruthRealist March 20, 2010
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James Skinner

a tall lanky magpie with a fetish for tongues and various species of bird, he often hides out in cupboards and ponders how to kill people. He will often go to local schools to bully and molest pupils.
James Skinner flew to school from his cupboard thinking of molesting peoples tongues
by batduck October 20, 2008
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Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.
That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!
by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009
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