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Simp
by Derek Ferrone May 13, 2020
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Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like
Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp

Bob: “Where are your parents?”
by cryena August 6, 2020
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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him
Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong
by Bailey A March 7, 2020
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Simp

(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer
person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM
by newwordsperday June 23, 2023
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Simp

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020
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Simp

Figuratively: A guy who sucks a girls penis. Commonly found with names such a Jaylynn or Ryan
Jaylynn is such a simp. Keisha doesn’t even want to give him any.
by Google it or don’t February 24, 2020
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