gingerphylaxis shock

What happens when you get too close to a ginger/redhead. The extra chemicals that make their hair red in large quantities can irritate people and almost kill them. A mutation in the MC1R gene which is the gene that causes red hair/ginger hair is the culprit. The allergy to gingers can cause anaphylactic shock and death without an epipen.

After Lana went to the Ed Sheeran concert, she died of gingerphylaxis shock afterwards when she got a whiff of his hair.

by Calleigh2009 May 6, 2023

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

ferret shock

Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.

Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.

Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.

Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.

by GreyStork June 20, 2008

Climate Shock

When you get off the plane and the weather is an extreme difference from where you just were.

Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"

Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."

by awesomefreckle April 4, 2010

The Shock Dock

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009

Shock and Awe

Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.

I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.

by phasesout October 26, 2005

sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008