top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf

Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf

by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004

Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021

Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.

"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."

by mell0drama September 8, 2016

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars

The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town

by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022