When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
by Alexander0000 September 15, 2008
by Dez Nutaz December 12, 2003
Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
or
Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
by MugenEinhander April 28, 2007
a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
by nicnac215 December 21, 2006
When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
by Brylon713 September 07, 2010
When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal August 24, 2015
Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.
by Hehehehe234 June 22, 2019