When your fucking on the beach and you put your dick in salt water and fuck her it is called this called this cause the sound she makes.
by The faggit August 26, 2017

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

When Bethesda CEO Todd Howard flies by the creative offices at Bethesda and shits all over someone's suggested idea which in turn keeps a good idea from going into fallout 76 starfield and fallout 4. Can also refer to when Bethesda offered the creators of Fallout New Vegas a pay bonus for an 85 on metacritic but rejected it when they got an 84.
by Cat Revolution yt June 8, 2022

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.
by XX-_- February 1, 2024

by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018
