When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
by Literally Batman September 09, 2023
by currykid4 April 16, 2016
Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
by Themositones November 25, 2016
by Salliemae September 23, 2015
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