Seattle Super Noodle

One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.

i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms

by king kerrence January 25, 2011

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

Another kickass song by Nirvana, this one off their last album In Utero. Is a great example of Kurt Cobain's lyrical genius at work. It was inspired by Francis Farmer, an actor of the 30s and 40s who underwent many hardships.

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle--

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad

by Rush8192 September 25, 2005

Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Seattle See-Saw

Two women are sitting on a man lying on the bed. One woman is sitting on his face, and the other is on his lower body. They move up and down like a seesaw.

OMG Kate - doing the Seattle See-Saw was so fun!
I can’t believe Karl let us hit the Seattle See-Saw on him last night

by Mousey Deeghan April 2, 2024

Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out

Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday

by Roxxii March 27, 2022

Seattle Gummy

Being high during a threesome, cumming in a girls mouth, it comes out the nose, and another girl eats the cummy (gummy).

I was with these 2 bitches and one ate my Seattle Gummy

by Nater January 21, 2023

Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.

My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022