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Seattle Super Noodle

One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.
i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms
by king kerrence January 25, 2011
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Another kickass song by Nirvana, this one off their last album In Utero. Is a great example of Kurt Cobain's lyrical genius at work. It was inspired by Francis Farmer, an actor of the 30s and 40s who underwent many hardships.
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle--

It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same

I miss the comfort in being sad

In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground

I miss the comfort in being sad
by Rush8192 September 25, 2005
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Seattle Supersonic

Not to be confused with the former NBA team.

Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.
My dream is to give Tyler, the Creator's gigantic ass ears a Seattle Supersonic!
by kimchijames March 22, 2024
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Kitty from Seattle

A girl who sends you to Urban Dictionary to look up "Korean Baptism" only to find horrendous definition, totally vivid description. Then claims they had no idea. When they specifically told you to go there.
Dude, this is just like Kitty from Seattle
by sweven89 July 21, 2025
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The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 6, 2013
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seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.
Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while
by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023
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The Seattle Polycule

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
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