Real Talk

n.
1. The philosophy of talking candidly and openly and honestly without fear of what others might think

a. usually for another's benefit to let them know of something that is usually hard to discuss

b. to let others know that you are talking honestly and sincerely and that what you are expressing is not a joke and that you are unabashedly being true to your own thoughts and feelings

c. Real Talk can be used in the sense to affirm what someone is saying as a true, or valid statement and that they are expressing sincere thoughts and opinions. the two are not necessarily always inclusive though

Person A: DUDE I'M GOING TO SEND HER A CARNATION WITH A POEM. It'll make her love me.

Person B: REAL TALK BRAH that will back fire, you are an idiot.

by demosthenesm March 5, 2010

Real Nigga Talk

when real niggas get together and spit facts about shit going on in their lives. usually is about bad bitches

ayo quan we got to link and have a real nigga talk.

by Jay Dont Stop Making Money December 1, 2018

You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.

Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean

by smb021 February 29, 2008

Be For Real

1. Stop Joking

2. That's a lie

3. Said to signify disbelief

1.

Guy1: Knock knock!
Guy2: Be for real. We're at a funeral loser.

2.

Guy1: I drive a Ferrari.
Guy2: Be for real. You pulled up to the school in a Ford. Idiot.

3.

Guy1: Michael Jackson Just Died!!
Guy2: No way! Be for real!

by Corinfox July 13, 2009

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.

Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020

In Real Life

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.

Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."

by Once Again March 17, 2013

MTV's The Real World

An oxymoron.

MTV's The Real World: a drunken roommate sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend and the next morning, gets into an ugly fight with her friend. The production team breaks it up, the camera turns to clips of ambulances arriving at the house, and a week after it happened they act like nothing ever happened.

The actual real world: the friend sues the roommate on assault, battery, & defamation charges. The roommate is forced to work 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs in order to pay for the court settlement & a cheap apartment right next to the airport in order to get by.

by gr33kbo1 February 4, 2010