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Roadrunner Records

The worst metal label currently in the mainstream, only matched by Earache in its scuminess and trend hopping.
In the past 25ish of its 40 years of existence, Roadrunner Records has provided the rock and metal world with either the mallcore-ready reheated leftovers of a band's previously good sound (Sepultura, Gojira, Fear Factory, etc) or the "latest and greatest" in the buttrock sphere designed to sell records and please your average 13 year old that thinks they were "born in the wrong generation" (Machine Head, Slipknot, Nickelback, etc). Once a band that's signed stops selling records in an endless attempt to "keep with the times", they dump them and leave them for dead, but still release all their old shit in an endless surge of remasters and deluxe editions that pale in comparison to the original version.
They had some of the biggest potential to be the definitive extreme metal label but ultimately failed at its task, leaving labels like Steamhammer, Century Media, Peaceville, and Relapse to pick up the pieces.
by TheRomanShitlord January 7, 2022
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fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0
Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
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Recording

So goodbye to the recording!
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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
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BAD FELBJraTiVe records

Bad fellow benningfield junior active record's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bad FELBJrative records 😎 🤪.
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BUDDAH RECORDS

A renown "PEDOPHILE" record label that brought 10cc to the US to fill the BUDDAH.

The PEDOPHILE SONGS.

The go ahead PED0PHILIA LABEL.
Listen I enjoyed early on "the making of a PEDOPHILE" young consenting ages of the 1960's and little CHILDREN trips to THAILAND nobody thinking anything of it as BUDDAH RECORDS brought KASENETZ KATZ CIRCUS "QUICK JOEY SMALL" 10cc" to hit the BUDDAH with a bang.

OK, SIMON SAYS, YUMMY YIMMY YUMMY(BRADLEY KENT FUSC0 and ROBERT FUSCO RIMJOB , FRENCH JOB , BLOW JOB (EDGEWATER PARK) ,MARITAL DISCENSION "PEDOPHILE (UNCENSORED),. CHEWY CHEWY, 1,2,3 REDLIGHT as the big BIG hit where it got serious as 1910 FRUITGUM COMPANY as INDIAN GIVER as this was called BUBBLEGUM MUSIC on BUDDAH RECORDS but very versatile catchy.

Watch the BUDDAH open it's ASSH0LE of any child or baby AS the parents were not aware of the BUDDAH RECORDS CIRCLE which is BUDDAH.(RAP)E.RIM.HOLE.PARE and head to THAILAND to have greater experiences to make better BUDDAH RECORDS as give the HUNGRY GH0ST a good name of the BUDDHISM.ENTRANCE.RECTUM.80. and even double the HITS when they got back as spin more BUDDAH and you thought that was MARIJUANA.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 13, 2022
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UK RECORDS

This incidentally this LABEL and what the group sang about continuation from BUDDAH RECORDS entrance U.S.

The 10cc MOUNTS the BUDDAH on UK records later.

For BRADLEY "KENT" FUSCO BIRTHDAY on the BUDDAH , YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY by OHIO EXPRES and he was 4 years young later at age 8 10cc MOUNTS the BUDDAH.

10cc = average male ejaculated 10cc of SEMEN with SPERM.
BUDD(AH) as watch in the lyrics , 0H EFFENDI , " and the sun shines OUT OF YOUR ASS" and WORST BAND IN THE WORLD, "up yours, up mine, but up everybody's that takes time!!!! , BUTTAH (BUDDAH) were working on it" for all the BUDDAH RECORDS including future predictor , MANDALAY BAY, ASSH0LE where "birthrights" all forfeited as retroderication has been executed from the OKLAH0MA UNIVERSITY dormitory where GARY GREG HOMOSEXUAL ROOMMATES as GARY SMITH from MINNIEAPOLISH...yep that is SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI looking at the playing of UK RECORDS SHEET MUSIC.

The BUDDAH RECORDS brought PEDOPHILIA INTENSITY by giving that YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY BIRTHDAY PRESENT to sweet nephew BRADLEY "KENT" FUSCO as real good ITALIAN JEWISH RIM.RAPE.HOLE" as the 10cc MOUNTS THE BUDDAH with the UK RECORDS ASSH0LE S0NGS 0H EFFENDI AND WORST BAND IN THE W0RLD as the ripe age of AGE 8 had .me look forward to after coming back from COLLEGE my intense PEDOPHILIA with BRADLEY KENT FUSCO and ROBERT FUSCO.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 13, 2022
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