puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

Puerto Rican

A hispanic whose work ethic is as bad as his hygiene.

That new guy stinks. Well he is Puerto Rican.

by DaddieFafo January 25, 2024

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

Puerto Rican A-Frame

When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.

He never bends his knees when he goes to pick things up. He does the Puerto Rican A-Frame!!

by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Is Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025