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Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.
-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?
by othra May 13, 2024
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the promised Neverland season 2

The second season of the anime The Promised Neverland aka. something that never happened and will hopefully never happen again. The worst thing to ever exist (besides Boruto) and it will never be mentioned again.
Meg: *pulls out gun* You will now be a the promised Neverland season 2
Johnny: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISSAPEAR.
by yup-giver January 22, 2025
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Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
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Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them
James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers
by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025
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promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho
Promise is a big dick daddy
by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018
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Promise

Promise is a very beautiful girl. She has a very big ass and she gets a lot of guys attention with it. She has amazing pussy and she gives amazing blowjobs. Get you a promise. She is very special and goofy when you get to know her.
That’s Promise she’s really nice and she has a fat ass!
by jaebaebae June 21, 2023
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