ploms

parent looking over my shoulder

On sms one night...

Joe: We can sneak out at 10:30, u in?
Tyler: PLOMS!

by elusiveratmonkey March 28, 2010

Plop tart

The act of deficating into a loved ones naval.

Last night Rodger's mom asked me to give her a plop tart. I obliged.

by Carl 05621 December 28, 2010

plop a mud hut

take a dump, shit

Student: "Yo ms. g, I'mma plop a mud hut in the b-room rq."
Ms. G: "ight."

by gavor October 25, 2016

hooded plopper

A name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. Often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. Documented as a distant relative to the "walking bird" resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.

"OMG why are you squating with a towel on your head?" "Haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one" "No, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?"

by beachafterparty January 14, 2009

Whopper-Plopper

A piece of crap made by the whopper sandwich at burger king, usually found inside the burger king bathroom.

Manager: Will you go clean that bathroom? Someone left a huge whopper-plopper in there!

Employee:....dammit!

by Baby Dangler 5000 January 9, 2011

plooshin

a jewish middle class form of anal sex, which takes place underwater in pools, hot tubs, or rivers. due to its watery nature, the ass is cleansed of all fecal matter, and is ready for other activities (tossed salad).

that shit ain't no fun unless i'm plooshin that ass yo.

by memphisto December 3, 2003

Plop and Pray

The act of "installing" an air conditioner in urban apartments. This involves no hardware and normally occurs on the first sweltering night of the summer that arrives with little warning.

"I put in my AC last night, plop and pray."

by tranny89 April 24, 2009