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Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
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peppington

Peppington is a word used to describe a really stunning woman
Alex look at her she's denzel peppington
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Peeping Tom

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Perrine

Perrine is very beautiful even tho she doesn't know it. She's quite sportive. Boys are crazy about her ( but they like her bestie better- yikes ). She's straight ( too bad ). She likes music and art. She's kinda perfect which is quite annoying sometimes ngl. Most AMAZING hair. Sometimes she can be a bit depressed but welp. But she's nice I guess...
- What wig are you wearing ?? It looks so good and natural !

- Oh ! These are Perrine's hair ! They look good I know.
by Evy.g934 March 10, 2022
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Insta peeping Tom

Someone that follows you on Instagram, checks your story as soon as it is posted but never likes, comments on your posts and seldom if ever posts themselves.
That Jake is a real Insta peeping Tom, he is always on there looking at my story, but never does anything himself.
by Found Identity March 12, 2018
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Joshua Perkins

Joshua Perkins is probably playing CS:GO
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Perined

The end result of being flattened, left on your back, or injured after trying to tackle the University of Oklahoma Sooners running back Semaji Perine.
Anthony Thomas is still laying on the field after being Perined on the 20 yard line!
by JRock7J November 15, 2014
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