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psycho

someone who is obsessive and crazy. never leaves you alone. more specifically gabby. gabby is a psycho. anyone dating a gabby… RUN. you never get peace and quiet. she invades your personal life and has no boundaries
gabby is a psycho.

wow, what a psycho.

finally that psycho is leaving me alone
by sorry not sorry loser October 30, 2022
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psycho dogs

Isn’t it obvious? Dogs that are acting like psychos, for example trying to attack an innocent kid.
The psycho dogs barked and attacked the kid.
My friend owns some real psycho dogs.
I am into kind dogs, not psycho dogs.
by The baddest baka alive November 14, 2021
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psycho-judicial

someone whos crazy about the law and how the law works. Such as someone whos acting a lot like a lawyer, to the extreme, when theyre not actually a lawyer.
Cam: Those people hit our mailbox.
Tim: Next time just stand there with a bat, but dont hit them because thats against the law. But dont stand in a threatening position, cause thatd be bad. And dont stand in the road either, cause then you would be an ubstruction. You need to divise some sort of plan that makes it so we dont break any laws, like going through loopholes.
Cam: God dad, dont be so psycho-judicial.
by Campbell OC January 8, 2008
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psycho awareness day

this happens on October 17, it’s a day to raise awareness for all the psychos in the world
Person 1: Hey, did you know it’s psycho awareness day?
Person 2: No i didn’t

Person 1: They created this day because most psychos were born in October
Person 2: That is very creepy
by aisuegbek October 13, 2019
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Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
by Maulmemes March 7, 2024
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psycho calling

Henry: Bob won’t freaking stop calling me.
David: He’s probably just mentally ill.
Henry: What should I do?
David: Just block Bob whose psycho calling
by WillZthousand August 23, 2021
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Psycho

1. The kind of person the mainstream media has told you to stay away from.
2. A person that will ruin your life by infecting you with their personal problems.
3. Someone who will make you less perfect by means of secret magical rituals. They will make you: a. Lose your spouse, b. Lose your job, c. Lose your reputation, d. Lose your credit rating, e. Lose your house, f. Lose your self-control, g. Lose all of your other friends, h. Get you in trouble with the law, i. Get you arrested, j. Persuade you to do things you would never do, k. Lose your mind, l. Get you locked up, m. Make you feel like Mommy and Daddy don't love you any more. n. Destroy everything you ever worked for.
4. A person who has problems and is not perfect.
5. A person who didn't take their Adderall.
6. The guy in the Hitchcock movie who killed that woman in the shower.
7. Dexter and the American Psycho.
8. Psychopaths, narcissists, sociopaths, Hector Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
9. A worthless sad sack who lost their job since COVID-19.
10. All of the above, and add in anyone you don't like. They're all the same.
If you meet a psycho on the road, don't just kill him. He may come back to life as a skinwalker and haunt you forever. You have to spirit-kill psychos. A good way to do this is to always call the police on anyone you suspect of being a psycho. Any local news on any channel can tell you just who these people are, why you should be afraid of them, and what products you should buy to ward off their evil magical powers. Buy, buy, buy.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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