Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professionable

Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at
E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.

by NordicNibba February 16, 2025

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020

professionality

It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.

Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!

by Lacoong June 16, 2019

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

SAT Professional

A place that all Asian boys go, lose their hopes and dreams and realize that's where they will stay for the next four years with pain and agony.

Hey, I'm going to SAT Professional during summer!

by MichaelZZZ June 17, 2017