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promise?

any time you're getting your dick sucked behind a shed you must ask if they promise.
by b_b_b_b May 11, 2021
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no promises by shawn

"no promises" is one of Shawn Mendes best songs, and belongs to Paula @wishmewonder !
+that's a good song!
-well, it's no promises by shawn mendes, of course it is
by wishmewonder November 9, 2020
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Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"
by The oll knowing September 6, 2020
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Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
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Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them
James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers
by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025
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