Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.
"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."



by lemonJ November 03, 2008
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gank parade

Large group of tourists walking slowly (ganking) in a major urban area (e.g. midtown Manhattan).
The gank parade in Time Square made me late to work.
by better.worse.OK December 31, 2024
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booby parade

Hey guys! There's a booby parade in town this evening. Who's in?
by Shi-Thead December 07, 2021
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Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.
1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.
by Electric Whizbanger 9001 May 31, 2018
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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 08, 2024
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barkway parade

A term used to describe a parade of dogs trotting along the byways of Marine Parade.

Usually adorable.
Our neighbourhood is filled with a barkway parade of dogs at sunset, bringing with it a cacophony of howls, barks and pee stains.
by iamscav December 18, 2021
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Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
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