dropped an omelette 

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.

"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."

dropped an omelette by lowandlazy December 16, 2008

Havana Brown Omelette 

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

Havana Brown Omelette by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

Bum Oven Omelete 

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

Bum Oven Omelete by Painful Truth February 10, 2022

Folded like an omelet 

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

Folded like an omelet by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

maduka hitler batter omelette 

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

maduka hitler batter omelette by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026