late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.

"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 31, 2024

J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.

Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.

by Linksjamar March 23, 2024

Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)

(READ PAVLE WALK STAGE 3 TO UNDERSTAND) - This is where you are desperate and have no hope of finding anyone and your slowly turning red in the face This is LAST RESORT and in dying need of a smash. You go to your family home and come over to your grandma and bend her over to violently suck the shit out of her ass and after have anal with your grandma. After this you poison your whole family and smash the shit out of all of them when there laying dead on the floor. When the police arrive you threaten to seduce them, Than you violently snort out the window asserting your dominance against the police, They get so afraid they start to run away in fear and some even shit themselves.

Person 1: OMG did you hear about that news report on the Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)
Person 2: OMG YES THATS SO SCARY, Didn't think anyone would get so desperate...

by John Wock May 18, 2023

stage 4 creeper

Someone who has such creeper tendencies that they stalk pics of your family as well

That guy is such a stage 4 creeper; he saved a pic of my mom to my phone and then sent it to me every time he used a yo mama joke.

by Franksy November 9, 2015

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show

"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"

by BroadwayFangirl June 27, 2018

The D+L Stage

A state in which ones relationship with another can grow and they can become closer, usually physically closer. This may eventually lead up to them dating in the future.

Man, those two have already moved into the D+L Stage.

by Deleted_Usr September 13, 2022

Stage Turn

The act of turning so people see little to none of your back area.

Drama Coach: Hey! No butt to the audience! You know how to stage turn!
Actor: Well, how can I stage turn, when my costume is under my feet?

by The_Darknesses August 11, 2016