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Noob

Someone who is new to something and will forever remain at that skill level.
The term is usually applied in the gaming world.
Characteristics include: terrible grammar, excessive use of numbers in the name, TYPING IN ALL CAPS, and begging.

Unlike the common newb, the noob is the person who manages to turn friendly, long-time players into assholes who'll make fun of anybody new to the system.

You can usually find noobs congregating at the starter zones or in major hubs in World of Warcraft, RuneScape, MapleStory, and virtually any other online game.
Newb:

Kevin7: How can I make money?
Me: You can make money from mining.
Kevin7: Do you know where I can get a pick?
Me: Sure, that shop over in the corner.
Kevin7: Thanks, I'll go try it.

Noobs:

freddy1312435: muny plz
Me: You can make money from mining.
freddy1312435: wat
Me: You want money?
freddy1312435: muny plz

jon199569: hgeal
Me: I can't heal you; I'm dead because you couldn't hold aggro.
jon199569: .............................................................
Me: ...
jon199569: HAEL MICH
by Duckboom October 8, 2010
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noobarangatang

A variantion on n00b.
I totally kicked your ass at that game, you're a total noobarangatang!
by AshlerZ November 1, 2006
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[noob]

someone who does not understand or is not doing the correct operation of objectives, yet implies they are and will comment about how he/she is doing better.
Person:Dude your supose to capture the flag not kill your own team.
noob:shut up muthafucka u just cryn cause i got more killz
Person:ITS CAPTURE THE FLAG
by ABC Metaphor May 18, 2008
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noob zombies

Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.

The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..

Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.

The symptoms of this Disease are the following.

1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)

2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.

3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
Hank: been to runescape.com lately?

Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there

Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?

Suffery: ok ill take a look

Hank:Great!

Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3

Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?

Suffery: 1t hu4ts

Hank: ill find a cure!
by Suffery July 7, 2009
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shee noob

A newbie in halo or halo 2 that uses the Banshee covanent vehicle to great extend. Describes noobish behavior
Man that guys a shee noob.
He can't get any kills without it.
by johant231 May 18, 2006
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NOOB

A retarder person who is always blaming his team.
His over estimated ego and immaturity causing discomfort in team.
He is distinguished by lack of arguments, besides calling his teammate noobs.
Teammate died:
- you noob! stop playing this game!
Team is loosing a battle:
- you f** noobs, my team is full of noobs! I'm pro but my team sucks!
Teammate made mistake:
- you moron, why you suck so badly
by ever6 November 15, 2012
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Noob-Sausage

Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.
Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.
by Larry Queen March 3, 2009
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