Canadian Negotiation

The act of getting ripped off in a deal because the person on your side is actively working against you.

We put our elbows up and voted him in, but all we got was got bent over. Carney is a master of Canadian negotiations with Trump.

by TiredabdDismayedCanuck July 31, 2025

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we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

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extremities-position negotiations

Refers to any of da assorted sleepily-verbalized requests of, "Could I very-gently put my arm/hand/leg/foot across/over/under/against yours and/or So-and-So's some other body part?" or "Could you temporarily move/lift your some in-da-way body-part of yer own so dat I can put/place/drape/rest my arm/hand/leg/foot on/over/underneath So-and-So's whatever "luscious" body-part of da drowsy-'n'-delectable female dat da requester wants to savoringly touch/cup/caress/knead at dat particular time?" dat two "kind-'n'-cuddly" guys periodically ask each other while simultaneously snuggling (probably wif all three of dem naked and toastily skin-to-skin, of course) on either side of a mutually-adored hot chick in da same bed; these dreamy bodily-rearrangements allow both nice fellows to attain maximum sensory enjoyment during said snooze-session wif said warm velvety-fleshed damsel.

Curvy ample-chested chick: I always love how Brandon and Kyle engage in lengthy half-awake extremities-position negotiations whenever we share an extended cuddle-nap after taking a relaxing hot shower together --- they always end up wif contentedly-limp-and-thoroughly-spent lulus and droopy exhaustedly-dangling nut-sacks from both repeatedly draining themselves inside of me and having hours-long erections from beamingly pleasuring their thirsting hands and lips all over my bare flesh, and wif their arms and legs fully wrapped around me in total-skin-to-skin bliss!

by QuacksO January 22, 2026

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