naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016

Naughty nautical

A term used for people who have had sexual experiences on a boat.

I went on a boat with chad and can now be considered a naughty nautical.

by erb0402 May 23, 2021

Naughty Nelson

Improper name for a ladder jump. It is typically used when in agony or frustration trying to complete the task.

"I'm stuck on this Naughty Nelson!"

"There's a naughty nelson ahead!"

by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025

Naughty Comb Over

When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.

He gave her the naughty comb over.

by Oneleggedhomo2 November 5, 2021

Naughty

a bear that is naughty and Sussy

Naughty was being really sussy to the point there was Giggles!

by bearton December 29, 2023

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020