minor charges

when you do something fucking stupid and get sent to jail or prison for a short period of time

minvera: Yo, Andy is throwing a party
felisha: why
Minerva: Because javier is coming out of jail on minor charges

Felisha: Ohh that papi chulo
Minerva: uhhhh

by Lucky sucky May 4, 2017

charge it

charge it to the game

charge it tho

by 👩🏿‍🌾 July 26, 2022

Phantom Charge

When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.

I didn't know why my battery was at 2%, until I realized that I phantom charged it

by boi_in_a_band October 30, 2019

Free of charge for all of the following

Idk

Free of charge for all of the following

by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019

Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.

Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022

Intervene Charge

Someone who recklessly does something and starts blaming someone else for their own negative consequences.

The term 'Intervene Charge' is consists of two words, 'Intervene' and 'Charge'. 'Intervene' here stands for the person trying to intervene (duh) and 'Charge' for him/her going in too quickly without assessing the situation.
This term is correctly used when the person in question tries to intervene with something, thus charging in recklessly to solve the situation while making it worse and then putting the blame on someone else.

The fact that you are blaming me now Wilhelmus, just proves that you pulled an Intervene Charge.

by FactuallyCorrectDefinitions July 11, 2018

charging

First 2 gay men will align each others dicks with their asses both will insert at the same time, inserting will “connect” them to each other

Charging is pretty fucking gay

by The ultimate businessman October 26, 2024