Mush

A perverted man , usually a mechanic in a small shithole of a town that does little to no work and is mostly in his office rubbing one out to pornhub for the entirety of the working day , a mush is usually found on a KTM out of his working hours

“Hey mush are you coming out for pies tonight?”

“Of course mush let me just Finish mushing one off and I’ll hop on the moto and join ya”

by Jake likes gin May 31, 2018

mush

"mush" is a form of showing affection and love like calling someone "my love" or "darling"

I love you mush ❤️
thank you so much mush x

by BK_333 October 17, 2023

mush guy

A person who is insanely good at something but isn't know at all

This rando is a total mush guy! I lost 5 ranked matches against him!

by LordOfDaBombs December 28, 2023

mush

A word used by chavs to greet other chavs.
Or used multiple times in a message to make them look hard, when it makes them look like a complete c**t !
Often used by football fans of the rotund shape with sweaty / smelly football shirts on.

Alright mush .. you going tonight mush ?
Yes mush

by Asitis121 January 4, 2024

Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024

Mush

Brainless

Tolsy is mush

by Tolsysmushy January 26, 2024

Mush

A likeable larger than life character who looks after the folk around them with a skip and a smile.

Bit of a tit tho.

Your a bloomin Mush-tard

by Peter Pperfect February 7, 2024