Mush Tush

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.

Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!

by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014

mush

mush basically means idiot, its a word only used by wannabe roadmen from middle class backgrounds

"oi lets see that bag mush"

"piss off ya cunt"

by alwaysonsugarcubes May 26, 2024

Mush

Mush is another word for ''Cool.'' Which dates back to Rhodesia.

''Doesn't look so mush when ridin' through the bush''

by Callsign_Rack July 21, 2021

on the mush

Trying to bang a girl with half a hard on, but your dick is too soft.

I was trying to get the pussycat, but couldn't wile on the mush!

by Bill church February 1, 2018

Mush

1. When you gamble on a team your presence jinxed the favorable outcome.

2. A person that breaks guy code, sleeps with a friends former flame, boo, girlfriend, wife.

Marty is such mush, he sleeps with his friends exs, and can’t pick a winner for shit.

by David Rodriguez May 9, 2022

Mush

A derogatory term directed toward Turkish people who are weirdos and have an automatic supra.

Oi mush, don't be punchin' my name around mush. I got family in the area yeah? I'll burn your supra and put you in it yeah? Mush.

by Ali_Larsen July 20, 2020

mush

to passionately kiss.

“she’s so cute! i just wanna mush”

by plainmilks September 4, 2021