I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

by Draco_sp November 28, 2022

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.
Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

A dirty mousey dude who doesn't know how to keep his apartment clean and you only realize this once you wake up after going home with him the night before. Basically, a boy in his twenties who is filthy.
by Fanneycandy December 10, 2017
