by JuggaloDundee November 17, 2023
Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 25, 2021
You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021
Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out
If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022
The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!
by 8xRugSurvivor May 19, 2022
When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner
by Evil six April 01, 2023
The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.
Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!
A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!
People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!
People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
by ThePostFall July 24, 2022