Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock

Swaggiest moss is literally so cool omg

by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Moss on the roof

Something that you cant change and you just have to accept

“Thats really just moss on the roof man”

by Realssuper June 8, 2025

Filthy Moss

When you lick encrusted sperm and blood from lovers penis cleaning it of old moss left over from a previous partner

I gave my guy a filthy moss last night

by Evil six April 1, 2023

Moss

A hot non binary persons name. They couldn’t think of an actual name so they went with a plant.

Person 1: hey, whats ur name
Moss: moss.

by MossOnRollerSkates June 27, 2021

Moss

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.

Moss is shopping at the mall for a new choker.

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

Moss

Slang definition; extremely high on marijuana

Me: after multiple puff of the blunt

Femi: Bruh you mossed out!

by Suegenerissow November 11, 2021