Midgetville

An "urban legend" concerning a gated community of little people. This gated community "Midgetville" is said to be the lair of very violent midgets. It is said that they have great hostility towards people who are not vertically challenged, so when people of the non-midget variety enter the gated community they pelt the visitors with rocks and open a fun-size (very small/child size) can of whoop-ass. Some say it is somewhere in Long Beach California

The pack of angry midgets from the "little people gang" killed the five foot giant as he entered Midgetville.

by Arturo Torres May 2, 2008

midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010

midget nugget

A MIdget with no arms or legs

“ Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget

by Phil Mewithcum February 16, 2019

Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.

Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

Trap house Model

A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.

Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."

Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."

by Sobernic82 April 10, 2013

crash the mode

The mode is the worst possible situation, so it is best to crash it. Crash and mode can also be used independently.

Impulse: We can't risk changing the timestream. Then we'd all be feeling the mode.

Beast Boy: And...the mode...would be bad?

Impulse: Doesn't get any worse. Always better to crash the mode.

Beast Boy: Uh...noted?

by michelle lauchenbacher April 6, 2021