Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

by Ode to Father Brick September 2, 2009

Minnesota Hot Pocket

Vomiting inside a woman's vagina, and then continuing to have sex with her vagina vigorously and mashing the vomit around inside her. After you finish inside her, then beginning to eat your juice and vomit while licking her vagina in a forceful manner.

See definition of Minnesota Hot Pocket.

by Hotpocket King November 5, 2009

Minnesota Dome Dog

The act of fucking a girl who unexpectedly got her period so you pull out and your dick is covered in blood and you get pissed so you slap it between her buns so it looks like a dome dog.

Oh my god I gave this girl the worst minnesota dome dog last night.

by swampdonkey612 August 5, 2008

Minnesota Blue Babe

The act of inserting your penis down a woman's throat and not allowing her to breathe until she turns blue. At this point, you slap her ass and scream "Babe Ruth."

Last night I Minnesota Blue Babed a bitch. She passed out.

by dman19191919 March 8, 2011

minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

Minnesota Snow Plow

A sexual position where one person is on their hands and knees and the other person (always male) penetrates the vagina or anus from behind. The person penetrating will then pull the other persons arms out from under them thus forcing them to fall forward as he thrusts.

I gave your mom a hell of a minnesota snow plow.

by dave m. hudson February 27, 2009

Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.

"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016