mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Miner

People who I really like. A miner is one of the strongest, most alluring people in the world. Everyone should love miners and strive be like them.

I LOVE MINERS!

by iloveminersandmining911 April 8, 2024

mineral spirits

mineral spirits is a light petroleum oil used as a solvent and sometimes as a fuel

i found a kerosene alternative with mineral spirits as its main ingredient fantastic product clean and readily available

i needed to thin oil based paint for a project i had to run to the store for a jug of mineral spirits

by bluebear January 27, 2025

Minered

To slay a golf tournament with zero to little practice or talent.

He so minered the Masters this year the same way he does his finance job.

by anonymous January 11, 2023

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft

Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!

by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010

Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020