Memphis Meat Hook

The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).

Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.

by Nextlevelkid August 4, 2008

Merp

getting hella drunk.

guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP

by THOMAS BACH May 24, 2012

memphis harding academy

a school where no one knows anything there is to know in life... a totally outrageously sheltered person can be considered a harding.

everyone who goes there

by annaleigh February 14, 2004

merm

jacket made by the north face.

adeem: nigga its brick city outside
joey: word thats why i got my merm.

by Brigganigga February 25, 2009

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

mermaid

A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.

Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!

by Supagurlava April 4, 2016

Floppy Mermaid Lips

A girl with vagina lips that hang down, or a girl that sleeps with a lot of guys and has developed droopy vagina lips from sleeping around so much. The hanging V resembles the split in a mermaids tail.

Jen? Oh that bitch probably has some sick floppy mermaid lips

by Miss Werld March 15, 2011